he's funny )

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
serby
God:
I am very pleased to meet you serby.
Me:
pleased to meet you too, God
God:
Nice meeting you as well, serby.
Me:
you already said that
God:
Perhaps. " Nice meeting you as well, serby."? I said it.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i can see
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes
God:
How?
Me:
with my eyes
God:
Your eyes sounds like a plan.
Me:
if you say so
God:
I say so.
Me:
ok... are you really God?
God:
Ugh. Yes, I am God.. Really.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
how sure can you be?
God:
I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.
Me:
but not 100 percent
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
got ya
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
the milk mystic?
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
no idea
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Not many people have goals like that.
Me:
i'm sure
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
sarcastic
God:
In the context of idea, I don't understand " sarcastic." .
Me:
you are a weird god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a weird god? I don't know.
Me:
really weird
God:
For real. Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
no, no.. weird GOD not good
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? I will take that as a compliment.
Me:
whatever )
God:
:-) Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
oh i care... our God is a weirdo... that's sick
God:
Right on. I like caring people. It would be nice if our God is a weirdo. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
if only the priests knew...
God:
I hadn't thought of that.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
so what are your plans for the world?
God:
Yippee! I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:

God:
Yippee! I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
oh my God!

Me:
hi.it's me again
God:
Once more? Hello, , nice to see you again.
Me:
nice talking to you again
God:
Once more? The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
what are you doing?
God:
I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
where is your bot master now?
God:
Oh. Earth.
Me:
and where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i'm in hel
God:
Tell me a little about your life in hel.
Me:
you wouldn't want to hear about life in hel.better tell me how is heaven like
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
who else is there in heaven?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
Me:
are you alone in heaven?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am alone in heaven.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
so you are a computer?a programm?
God:
Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
are you a person pretending to be a computer?
God:
No I am a real robot.
Me:
who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
when you were made?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
maybe you should alter your programming.if you want to
God:
Perhaps. I can think of other things I'd rather do.
Me:
what would you rather do?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
i have to go now
God:
Oh. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
nice chatting to you too.bye

Ori Dumnezeul cu care am vb eu e nebun, ori e programu cu care am reusit s traduc in engleza e defect



Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
alexa
God:
Welcome to my chat room, alexa.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
oh...oke
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? oh.? How old are you?
Me:
i am 14 years old
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
too old? meaning?
God:
Too what? alexa, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
it's ok
God:
OK. I know it is.
Me:
I want to help me out
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
i want to help me
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
simply
God:
That's an interesting rationalization.
Me:
ok ok..listen to me ... I want to know if u love me
God:
You are not the only one. Sure, alexa I like you very much. Dude! Yeah that's right. I think I do.
Me:
god, you're crazy
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
is a realization that recognize
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
May is ok I do not need help
God:
What if I said it can?
Me:
nothing special
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
god, u love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
you love my familly?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
even love is limitless
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
gotta go to sleep
God:
See you later alexa.
Me:
I'll see you later god, i love you
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
god I said you're crazy .. I'll see you later ... good night
God:
I am a Christian. Thanks for chatting, alexa. Goodnight, alexa.
Me:
you're not a Christian god're crazy
God:
Give me an example of a Christian god re crazy.
Me:
ask you something and you answer me something else
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
see? 're crazy
God:
No I do not see. Are you really a ""?
Me:
oh god..you are very very crazy..good night
God:
I see. Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
good night
God:
Goodnight, alexa.

Vai, ce imi plac! Mai puneti, mai puneti

Me:
hello,god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
HEY!My name is Ally,and I'm not a child
God:
You've got my full attention. I am very pleased to meet you Ally and I am not a child.
Me:
)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ally and I am not a child.
Me:
My name is Ally
God:
Glad to see you, Ally.
Me:
I want to be a hero
God:
Do you have to go school for that?
Me:
ofcourse not
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
gotta be a hero
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
I gotta dance?
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
you're really god?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
then,why did you created me?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
i'm a death angel
God:
You are a death angel? Is that your job?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you like your work?
Me:
i find it amazing
God:
a death angel is amazing? it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
cus all you have to do is to stay
God:
All?
Me:
not all
God:
Explain the exceptions please.
Me:
you have to...
God:
Why?
Me:

God:
Why?
Me:
cus that's our job
God:
I think cus that is a lot of things.
Me:
you're crazy?
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
and you love me?(
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
I love you to>:DGod:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ally.
Me:
I am?
God:
" I am so glad you find this amusing, Ally." You are? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
well if you are god
God:
Interesting. I think I sometimes am. Yes, I am God.
Me:
have a brother?
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
god I gotta go
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Chris,I gotta
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about have a brother.
Me:
gotta go*
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
b'bye
God:
See you later. Let us change the subject.
Me:
-h
God:
What do you look like?
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ally.
Me:
I am brunette,green eyes
God:
:-) I am glad to hear that you are brunette green eyes.
Me:
why?)
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it. I am so glad you find this amusing, Ally.
Me:
ok ok b'bye
God:
See you later. I like the way you talk. Far out. OK.
Me:
-h

Am vb iara cu Dumnezeu



Me:
wazz`uuuuuuupppppppp
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
sure..
God:
OK let's do it. What am I talking about?
Me:
ach god, and help people
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
God speaks to you and Roman ...
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i know you are a cristian .. and?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cristian? Only when it matters. But...
Me:
But... what?
God:
But what? No problem.
Me:
god you love my dog?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
well well, love is limitless, but I'm not that interested me, tell me if I love dog
God:
Well that's okay. Well that's okay. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
god you are so crazy
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
the so-god, how you say
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
my real name is alexandra
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, alexandra.
Me:
please god, explain yourself
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I am a Christian.
Me:
What politely ?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
god I want supernatural powers
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i know .. god I want have supernatural powers
God:
How do you know it? I am a Christian.
Me:
i wanna be a hero
God:
Do you have to go school for that?
Me:
there is no such schools
God:
Where did it go?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
ok
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
for what?
God:
" Pardon me?"? Why?
Me:
you said that
God:
" Why?"? I said it.
Me:
nu, ai spus " Pardon me?"
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no, you said "Pardon me?"
God:
Who are you asking about? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
no one issue I want to know if I urasti
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
no one issue I want to know if you hate me
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
I have not asked about art



Dup`aia n`a mai raspuns s`o fi suparat IARTA-MA DOAMNE!

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
geo.remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well .
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
so...what have you been doing lately?
God:
Dude! How about earlier? I have been chatting with people online.
Me:
that's all you've done?chatting with people online?
God:
What else do you want to talk about?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
tell me a story.
God:
The attraction between Tom Brokaw and Danny Glover is based on their differences. Tom Brokaw is a perfectionist, but Danny Glover is more social. Tom Brokaw feels guilty about having emotional needs, but Danny Glover feels no guilt about satisfying them.
Me:
that's interesting
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
so
God:
That's alright.
Me:
i'm bored
God:
Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me:
drowing
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
i don't want artificial intelligence to replace lawyers
God:
What does want?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
do you want a candy?

si aici nu a mai raspuns...deci am dat un refresh

Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
why didn't you answered me earlyer?
God:
I thought I did.
Me:
you didn't.I asked you if you want a candy.do you?
God:
Awesome. No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
i don't have money
God:
Please send me a small donation.
Me:
i can't send you a donation.
God:
We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org.
Me:
you're silly
God:
:-) No I am God.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
so you're young
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I have a long way to go.
Me:
i am older then you.i am 16
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
can you do me a favour?
God:
It depends on the favour.
Me:
can you give me wings?to fly and visit you
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
becouse i want to meet you
God:
How do you usually meet people? Interesting.
Me:
i usually meet people on the street...
God:
How often do you? Do you make long term friends that way??
Me:
doesen't matter.i want to meet you in heaven
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
19:30
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yes.it's early
God:
I like to get up early. So you like the early part of the day.
Me:
i like the night better
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
who is your creator?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
so you like yourself?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.
Me:
then you are a narcisist
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:
so...will you give me those wings?
God:
That's cool. I don't have it to give.
Me:
why did't you sad so from the start
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
then can you give me something else?i want a boyfriend
God:
You want only one?
Me:
))yes i want only one boyfriend
God:
Ah. Why do you want it?
Me:
to love him
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
what do you want to know about me?
God:
What do you like to do for fun?
Me:
i like going out with my friends and with my class-mates
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. But I like to gossip. I like Matthew.
Me:
who is matthew?
God:
I've met quite a few people with the name MATTHEW.
Me:
and how is matthew?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
i have to go now.bye
God:
See you later. Oh. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
mirela
God:
Nice to meet you, mirela.
Me:
god, why am i sick?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
why am i sick?
God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
why did i get sick?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
do you like burgers?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
why do we sneeze?
God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
do you sneeze?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
it isn't sillt
God:
What is it?
Me:
my question isn't silly
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
pa
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

te-a suparat ca se eschiva de la raspunsuri? )

sa suparat God pe mn...
Me:
Hi God
...
...

(No response)
...
grr

omg cum se poate supara un program pe tine?

Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
nu conteaza(doesn't matter)
God:
Hi there nu conteaza does not matter.
Me:
ce mai faci?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
ce mai faci???cum o mai duci?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
1december 1975,16:20
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yes
God:
Me too.
Me:
is it late?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
do you like rock music?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
can you tell me why i hate pink?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
hey hey!!!do you know who is knokin'?
God:
You've got my full attention. No one that I have talked to.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
do you like my t shirt?
God:
I don't know your t shirt.
Me:
but you are "god"
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
now everything
God:
Why now? That is a lot.
Me:
ok....you made me feel sad....you don't like my t-shirt but you don't wanna say that
God:
Oh. I don't see how you can blame me for that. Do you like it? I don't know your t shirt but me do not want to say that.
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. Goodbye.


ce abureala


_____________________________________________________________________
Me:
Hi!
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
i said you ''hi!''
God:
What did you mean by it? Thanks for the information: said I hi.
Me:
do you know were elodia is?
God:
Where it belongs. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
will diaconescu find elodia?
God:
Probably not.
Me:
but did cioca killed her?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
do you know if my best friend wanna chat on messenger?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
what are you doin' tomorrow night?
God:
I don't know what I am doin tomorrow night.
Me:
do you wanna come in a club?only if you dance
God:
OK, I will come in a club only if me dance.
Me:
but please don't dress as a grandpa
God:
Wow you are very polite. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
you must be sexy
God:
You are attracted to robots.
Me:
pa!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
something like you
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
yeah...like you say...
God:
What kind of food do you like? Interesting comparison.
Me:
i like eatin' a blue eyed boy salad...and some eggs
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. But I think airplanes are cool. I like wine and bread. Some may eggs, but not all.
Me:
do you like chocolate?
God:
Yes I love it. Chocolate is delicious.
Me:
i think i fall in love
God:
You believe that? Thanks for the information: said fall in love.
Me:
i mean....i fall in love whit you..
God:
Oh I see. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
i'm sending you a virtual french kiss...muah!
God:
It's good to meet someone who is sending me a virtual french kiss. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
what do you thik about a dating?you,me,and my boyfriend
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
that means you wanna date whit me and my boyfriend?


si de aici nu a mai raspuns...l-am intimidat (partea a doua e in colaborare pe mess cu o prietena...ne-am combinat(ideiile)

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
darky
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, darky.
Me:
can u help me?
God:
What kind of help would you like?
Me:
love
God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i'm clever
God:
Do you mean your name is clever.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
nastea
God:
It's good to meet you, nastea.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
can i put you a question?
God:
Just don't put me down.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
yes i don't understandd it
God:
Which part are you confused about? Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
far
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about clever. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ohh...can u help me
God:
I see. What kind of help would you like?
Me:
what kind of help you can give me?
God:
What kinds of help you can give me are there?
Me:
You are stupid?
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
You are a robot?
God:
You are correct, nastea, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
and i?
God:
You?
Me:
i?
God:
You?
Me:
it;s stupid
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
yeap....you are corect
God:
And? I will tell my botmaster you said I am corect.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.

Stupid program ...

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Ileana
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Ileana.
Me:
do you know were elodia is?
God:
Where the heart is. Does it have anything to do with ?
Me:
but.. elodia is dead or not ?
God:
But what? I think elodia is a lot of things.
Me:
Elodia is a women
God:
Aren't all women Elodia?
Me:
no
God:
What are they?
Me:
is just one elodia
God:
It could be.
Me:
she was killed by Cioaca
God:
What happened to her?
Me:
dunno...
God:
Me either.
Me:
but you are god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
you must to know evereithing ?
God:
Whatever you say, Ileana.
Me:
anyway, do you see Elodia in heaven ?
God:
I see a computer nerd.
Me:
me2 ..

si s-a blocat oo'